SATIRE: Move over BTS! There’s a hot new boy band in town

March 15, 2019

Backstreet Boys? More like get back in the streets, boys. NSYNC? More like out of sync. One Direction? More like go one direction and never come back. BTS? More like BLTs because that is what they’re going to be making when they are made unemployed by the next hot, new boy band. Oh yes that’s right, The Pritzker Press is bringing the scoop on the hottest, blazeingest, boilingest, humidest, and very warmest boy band of all time: Pritzker Beats Club, also known as Beats. […]


My wildest demerit

November 7, 2017

By Styles Avant-Pinkston ’19 Life is a wildcard. Life isn’t something that goes as expected. Life is truly  the definition of unexpected. Woody Allen once said, “If you want to make God laugh, tell him […]


Republican? Democrat? Independent?

April 18, 2017

By Styles Avant-Pinkston ’19 Although you may not realize it, the people around you don’t all have the same views as you. This reigns true for your  teachers too. Believe it or not, teachers are […]